The resident troll is amusing to me and surely others. I would term KIRK a disease...Or better yet...an infection. This infection was quickly recognized and irradicated at BITOG. Unfortunately here, the infection seems to have been allowed to take root.
The only means to control this KIRK infection at this point...is to ban it in all its putrid forms. The KIRK infection has mutated into other infectous forms such as 'Annie Oakley', and 'Wickedwiggy' where the infection has had its DNA seemingly changed, and taken up the 'female' chromosome.
In all forms the KIRK infection seems to cause the host, to lie uncontrollably and imagine themselves to be things which they are obviously not. Dreams of grandeur, and paranoia, quickly become evident as the host slips away from reality.
I would hope this KIRK infection is irradicated as KIRKS stench is starting to spread and become embarassing to the site.